Guycode: Where you Aim Says A Lot About You in Paintball

UnknownYou and your boys thought you’d have some fun male bonding over paintball, but you might learn more about them than you ever wanted to know. Something changes a man (or a woman) the moment they first hold a paintball gun, and where they direct those fluorescent balls will tell you more about their personality than any night of beers ever could. Warrior, you’re about to find out what kind of friends you really have, and vice versa based on where you aim.

1. Front Body

Well, well, well, welcome to civilized society, you’re a decent human being with a conscience. No matter where you hit someone, it’s going to hurt, but you have the strong moral fiber to pick the most dignified spot. Good work, soldier!

2. The Back

Oh hello, coward. We didn’t recognize you without the yellow stripe running up your back. How do you look yourself in the mirror? When you visit your mom, do you sneak up behind her and try to give her a heart attack? If you can’t hit a man with a paintball while looking him in the eye, you might as well turn that paint gun on your own helmet.

3. Arms & Legs

You’re certainly not a good shot, that’s for sure. Or maybe, just maybe, you are a conscientious objector who doesn’t want to eliminate another player from the game. Yeah, we’d like to believe that. Bless you. (P.S. Learn how to aim!)

4. Neck Or Face

Congratulations, you’re an a**hole! That’s right, jerk, you could have aimed anywhere else, but you didn’t. Let’s hurry up and finish this paintball game so you can get back to kicking puppies and stealing $20s out of your grandma’s purse.

5. Point Blank

You’re a straight-up sociopath. Who does that? Why don’t you put the paint gun down now, OK? Yes, that’s it…shhh…GRAB HIM!

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